’Cuz I got mad respect for the ones who don’t give a fuck and do whatever they want.Īnd then I think of balls and dicks and digging deep and all the metaphors a rapper can make for the act of fucking. Meaning: I rap along regardless of how pissed I should be about his lyrics. Meaning: I certifiably know all about what’s offensive, misogynistic, and how both of those elements are the cornerstone of Lil’ Wayne’s music. You just did a creative thing with time and Lil’ Wayne dick lyrics.”įact: I have an MA in Women’s Studies. “Chelsey,” I say to myself post-previous segment, “you didn’t answer the question. The best part of waking up is breakfast after a nut. I got her over here blowing me like coffee. I woke up this morning, dick rock hard, dick harder than an armadillo. The Story of Lil’ Wayne’s Morning Routine (Abridged) Well, I would talk about my dick, but man that shit’d be a long story. “Chelsey,” I ask myself, “why in the fuck do you love Lil’ Wayne-a rapper whose interests only include pussy or money or both (e.g., Come put that million dollar pussy on me, make me rich ), or weed?” Taking all of this into consideration, I have to ask myself something. “Did you hear about the lesbian who faked an orgasm?”
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Plus the whole involuntary movement thing. When you’re part of the clit-licking ilk, when you’re used to slurping up the hurricane that can be an orgasming pussy, putting some hard, cylindrical thing in your mouth that is guaranteed to shoot ooze into the back of your throat sounds ick-ish. Raise a dog in a penis-less environment, and every man is an intruder.Ī common conversation amongst my lesbian bevy during this dog-eats-dick-for-breakfast-Tshirt time: “Oh my god. Athena wasn’t accustomed to men because women were my thing. How did this happen? Like this: Being a total dyke myself, I never knew but a few dudes.
If a woman walked in, though, Athena would prance up to her, tongue a-hanging, butt a-waggling, shove her snout into the exact location of the lady’s camel toe, drool a bit, then lie down and expose her belly for some good tummy rubbing. She could sense penis within a mile radius, and so when she smelled dude, she would begin to bark-growl-bark-bark (which loosely translates to: “Fuck off, motherfucker. She looked down, inspected the new attire, then lifted her head, stuck her tongue out, and smiled. Athena sat there, staring at us for a bit, uncertain as to how she felt about the cotton thing clinging to her body. Īthena, my Australian shepherd/blue heeler mix, wore a shirt that said “I eat dicks for breakfast.” My college friends and I Sharpied the phrase on a kid-sized baby blue T-shirt, then put that shirt on her.
She said my dick could be the next black president. How can words flow from, follow such a precise performance, this sweeping opening, a piano’s Know and live then love-every bit and all of it, tympanum pulsating, enthralled. I sit, earbuds in ears, so I can hear, really hear-and how hear turns into feel turns into An introduction, and a swelling sense of aįirst verse that wants to break free, break from, leap into liquidity. Stroked keys that work, float, flow-a progression of strong sounds now starting their journey.Ĭrescendo. From Gunna’s scathing feature on the electric “ Dirty Shoes” to Jeffery’s hypnotizing vocals on the sultry hook of “STS,” the Atlanta pioneer has certainly made it clear he wants to keep his family involved.The whisper of a note, that first plunk played. But, evidently, that’s not what happened and, even more evidently, I’m still a bit sour about it.ĭisregarding all of the extra baggage, Thugger showcases an extremely polished rendition of what he’s been excelling at over the past few years: making instant classics alongside his homies. If I were to delve into my bag of GarageBand tools and remove all of the mediocre verses from various Young Stoner Life artists, such as Lil Keed and Strick, Young Thug would’ve arguably released the greatest project of all time. Premier Tracks: “Oh Yeah” (featuring HiDoraah), “ Audemar” (featuring Tracy T) and “Dirty Shoes” (featuring Gunna) Young Money Reunites: Celebrating The Big 3’s Impact & LegacyĪll in all, the fact that this is one of the top 10 has to say something considering I can barely understand what the f- he’s even saying.
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